No...not that kind. I love cheesy jokes but am running out of material.
I have the classic, "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?" "Nach-yo cheese!"
Then there's "Why do seagulls live by the sea?" "If they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels."
And also, "Why was the little boy dressed in wrapping paper?" "Because his mother told him to live in the present."
Can anyone help? Will you lend me your cheesy joke?
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Q: What is a pirate's favorite class in school?
A: Arrrt
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off!
Those are perfect! Thanks!
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